R2D2 - CAPRICORN






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 R2D2 is definitely the smartest robot of the galaxy. He knows over a million human languages, and over a million machine languages. 
He makes the earth's super computer known as "deep blue" look like a retarded abacus.
 He can hack any security system and open any door within seconds.
 This kind of brain power can only be attributed to a capricorn. And, like a true Capricorn, he doesn't talk much!



 
See what Darth Vader says about CAPRICORN:
 Capricorns are unnecessarily complicated people and robots. 
  The droid the rebels use knows over a million languages, and yet, can't speak English! How lame is that? We've tested him with a full diagnostics set, and the best forensic scientists in the galaxy.
  Result: Total Systematic DEFECT! 




See what Luke says about CAPRICORN:
Capricorns are super duper smart people and don't talk much. 
 They are also very good with money. All of our financers are capricorns working out of Switzerland. They really know how to embezzle good fund a project!



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