Luke Skywalker - CANCER






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Luke Skywalker's sensitivy, caring, and wanting to do what's best for the galaxy, are all indicative of an Archetypal CANCERIAN.
Cancer really love to fight for a cause, even if there is none, they will make one up!



 
See what Darth Vader says about CANCER:
 Cancers are hypersensitive manic wimps. 
 They cry like babies if you look at them wrong, they are always in a bad mood, and worst of all, they can't get away from their mother!
 My son -- a Cancer -- keeps hanging out with all the wrong people: these jerks that call themselves "rebels". I keep telling him that they are NOT rebels, they are SJW jerks that will NEVER accomplish anything in their life! 

I want to make my son master of the universe, probably the highest office ever known, and you know what he said? 

YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID??? 

The mealy-mouthed punk said "You're not my father" !

How's that for appreciation!? 

You fight for your entire life to build a good future for your family, to leave a LEGACY for your son, a nice fat inheritance, and that's how they repay you? 

I wish my son was NOT a Cancer: they are way too moody, and they really need a smack on the back of the head. Jeez...



See what Luke says about CANCER:
Cancer are the most sensitive caring people I know of.
They are really receptive to what other people say, and actually care about what you think.
Cancers will fight for what is right, and have a very strong instinct to protect.
Us cancerians have a super strong instinct to protect the weak, and we absolutely cannot resist an underdog!


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